Moments that only a father needs to hear from his own daughter!

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Moments that only a father should hear from his daughter.
My daughter saw her mother, all hot, prepare another one of those that she always attends, and tells me everything when I was in a circle of friends who humiliate me reinforcing those nicknames that I have been carrying for years! generated another interview that leaves Mommy with a face of a little sap and me, Papi with the face of shock that she likes to provoke with her little escapades
Who was that guy who brought you home yesterday?
He was just a new friend and he brought me home
Friend of the bosom I bet, you bastard!
Don't be jealous, he gave me a few songs yes, if you want to know, yes, but since you don't pay attention to me, I have my own needs, I need a compensation, said my wife with the face of a slingshot
I had to say goodbye to him in the car, I didn't even hear what you did to the mailman, I'll pick you up right here at home
Alas, it's my fault if they drag a donkey to my side she had the nerve to say!
But you could at least wear a low-cut gown to greet others, especially your male friends!
She complains, you don't praise me, I have my needs, and I need a compensation.
And he has to sit on his lap because his boss doesn 't come to write his messages .
You don't caress me, I have my needs, and I need a compensation, said with a little face
And you have to do topless so pq called him for our backyard no longer enough when he spies the neighbor your breasts out, still on top does not feel ashamed in the face and the girl said that you will just ask him to apply sunscreen on his tit and let the bastard get excited and put his bare hand on your whole body!
You don't touch me, I have my needs, and I need compensation, she said with a sapkin face
And you have to help and get all wet, keeping the transparent robe that even the girl saw everything, that even when you send me to call the plumbers
You don't give me a bath, I have my needs, and I need compensation.
And I had to lie in our bed with him to keep us together.
You don 't give me the creeps . I need some compensation .
And I had to take off all my dressing gowns and hold each other naked in bed .
You don't get me right. I need some compensation.
And I had to roll naked in bed with him shaking the bed like crazy
But you don't give me pleasure. I need some compensation.
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My daughter even saw her mom from that little getaway jumping over the fence when I wasn't paying attention and the daughter told me, all curious, comes close to the father, me, and asks:
Paie, what's compensation?
I stopped and thought for a moment and said...
My daughter, have you ever seen someone calling your father some nickname because of the things your mamae has been doing around here?
Yes, Dad, several times.
And what would that be?
And the little girl, without blinking, before I had finished the last word, fills her mouth and in a loud and good voice, the more than quickly says:
- You are fucking horny, Dad!
And blushed, I replied, "In return, you are a terrible motherfucker!"