It was supposed to be filth , but it turned into comedy .

What I'm about to tell you is a long but true story and very grateful for anyone who reads it, but not one of mine. To begin with, please describe me:
Every 5th of every month, I go to the Baby Fest in my show and whoever has been to a baby fest knows that 95% of women going on stage or breast-feeding are saffron. They're also those who start making broccoli but when they get drunk it is easy to pick up. And so one of these days was me, my friend Felipe and other colleagues: We got there, we rented a cabin and started kissing the girl until I met this woman (her name was Sheila) who had a very nice body (that's what I thought because she used to be gang-banger and as everyone knows leaves her ass on my foot) and with my mouth. When I saw the girls coming, my friend Philip showed me and I told him that he didn't want her anymore. It was enough for him to come in and also take it, while another friend of mine had already grabbed at the door. At night when we finished and they gave us their phones and as she stood with cellular, took the phone from two women and not the other one. On the second day, JÁ MAL INTENCIADO FALEI WITH THOSE CHAMARIA MASTA VISTO SÓ ELE DÍAS PARA OUT OF THE ROAD, AND FROM ME, GERRY NORBERGES went into a large area nearby. She said she'd talk to Sheila and that everything would be all right. And they were there at 23 o'clock, doing the same thing with Fidel who was your friend and what God had done for you. They stopped dancing when we started singing songs together in their rooms... I didn't ask where they were staying, just wanted to know about the carnage that was coming. They obviously got up and we went first for a bite of something and then when we started talking it sounded like we were going to take them back to the motel. The mornin', cleanest one too at this hour... We arrived at the motel and had no misgivings about each other. I got to the garage and opened the door for them to come out. Sheila was crazy enough to take a shower but she didn't want to go and me, Felipe and Michelle started cleaning up. So I left her with Felipe and went over to the other one. Still in a state of tension, I was taking off her clothes and when I tried to take off my underwear she stopped me. When I pulled back her calf she said that it wasn't there and as soon as she started rubbing on mine she grabbed me. So to stop us from paying the motel, she called a call girl and said that there was no hot water in her apartment so we weren't going to pay for it. She then told me that the manager would go into his room to fix it. With this, I gave my colleague the car keys so he could hide in the car because the manager had stolen the key on the way home. And he wanted to go because there was only hot water and the same person asked him about it, so they went into the bathroom with a monster that had warm water. I told my brother-in-law I'd be staying for the rest of the day and commented on how even if I did want to go but couldn't because his car keys were broken. I took two buses to get home and when I got there, found my father had agreed not to listen to the sound of his car getting up from bed on any given night without asking for my mother's consent. I paid the bill myself because my colleague was broke of money (he had told me before everything happened) and we left the motel. He took them out from under him, and now he's in there with a note that promised to take them home. When you asked where they were living they said "for my happiness" who lived at Villa Kenned, one of the worst things i have ever heard about renting house. She'd be able to afford the two of us together if that loony bitch didn't have a place.