I only have lunatics as friends...

It is true.
Does anyone remember "Adventure Between Married and Divorced, And Confession of Married Both Bi" (No. 126,477)?
Well, Tom called me one of these days. He needed to speak with me urgently about a private matter...
He asked to have lunch somewhere quiet, not too noisy so we could talk.
I told him, "I'm going to arrange that", and as he was in the office, I left my room, went into a room where there were eight women and six men.
- Guys, I need to know where we can find a restaurant that doesn't make too much noise so I can talk with a customer...
- (You may not believe it, but there was silence in the room!)
Just then, one of the girls said:
- Kapa the "Turk's Corner" eats well, it is expensive but it is from Chef, only those who have money go there so few people make noise...
I'm a friend of the chief.
The girl replies, "The great friend the boss has who doesn't even remember him".
I made an ugly face, and went back to my office.
In the meantime, I called Tom and told him what I'd found out. So he made an appointment for the next day.
The next day at the appointed time, there he was.
We greeted each other and went inside.
Once inside the restaurant, I asked the waiter for a table away from other people and there we both sat.
As we sat, choosing what to eat and there Tom began talking:
- Kapa's like this, I took advantage of my kids going camping with their friends and asked to talk to my wife for real, something we haven't done in a long time.
She waited, what I had to talk about and told her of my fantasies and follies that I'd slept with other men who gave me an asshole.
(I kept silent, and my eyes almost popped out of their sockets!)
He: - After all this talk, she looked very serious at me just like you're looking at me now and said
- Tomé, what do you say?
He said, "No! I'm bisexual. I love you but I also like Man!"
He: - So as we were facing the TV, I turned it on and since he had a trio DVD, two men and one woman, called already in a scene where there is a blondie giving blowjob to a guy who's taking cock up his ass.
She just kind of stood there, and she said:
- Man, what's this? A little embarrassment.
See, this is what I'd like to do with you.
She said, "No way.
And in this he tried to get out of there.
He said, "I took her by the arm and I kissed her.
Next thing you know, we're having sex on the couch... which is unlike anything I have ever done outside of bed.
After I'd thrust it into her cunt, before making fun of me... I withdrew and dropped my tongue between those lips.
Meanwhile, he grabbed me by the bagpipes licked my little head and then made a deep throat until I saw stars. And took advantage of it to mock him in his mouth, something that didn't miss a drop.
Then we fell into a strong embrace with lots of kisses, and she said:
- What we've lost all these years...
He: - Kapa, what do I now, Friend?
(I was in a trance, with everything that I heard, which cost to answer, rss)
I: - Enjoy, don't stop any more, and if one day you want to add a Friend, talk with me!...
He said, "That's exactly what we want you to do. Join us because she liked meeting you at your bar and wants to know if besides sucking my ass you also wanna fuck hers".
Meanwhile the waiter arrived with food, and conversation stopped...
As the Kid moved away from us, he attacked again:
- Do you accept the invitation or not?
Me: "Gosh, are we going to eat?"
He: - Yes, I'm hungry and you look good with a little smell. But the xanax is better!
We both laughed about it, and I said:
- You said she wants me to eat her ass, but you're the husband.
He: "Friend, I've eaten already at the end of many years.
I was going crazy just thinking about it.
I waved to him, so we could have a quiet lunch and then make an appointment.
So I asked him:
- And where would we do such a thing?
He says, "We're going to a motel.
I remembered my beach house, and asked myself:
- Well, when are we gonna do that?
He said, "I don't want to let it get cold.
Me: What do you say next Saturday at my beach house in Tallulah?
He says, "Do you have a place there?
I said, "Let's go in the morning and have lunch at the park.
He said, "Agreed".
In the meantime we had a quiet lunch, finished it and said good-bye to each other with an appointment for next Saturday.
How much did it cost this week to spend my God...
The truth is, when I arrived at the park on Saturday morning... ..Friend Tom and his wife Diana were already there.
I gave them a sign, and they followed me in. Then I pointed out the park for visitors to come by on foot.
We greeted each other, I told them to get in my car and went into the office.
After everything was settled, I got in the car and we greeted each other again. We drove to my bungalow when they arrived.
Then we went for a walk, to see the beach and relax.
Since it was close to lunchtime, I invited them over for a little chat.
We had a small lunch because no one was hungry.
After lunch, we drove home and Diana said something like this:
- Well, now that we're here, are we gonna look at each other or do something else?
I looked at Tom, like he was asking what to do.
He said:
- It's much better to start the Putaria section!
Oh, Diana looked at her husband like an asshole. And I walked up behind her and hugged her... started to give her a nice pat on the chest while licking one of her ears and said:
- I want to eat your xanax, okay?
She: "Only after you lick it real good!"
I lost my shame even with Tom in front of me, started to take off his shirt then unbuttoned the skirt which fell on the floor.
I turned her over to me, and she fell flat on those beautiful breasts. And with two fingers...
She was making out with my Pilola, right on top of the pants that were still in place.
After licking those beautiful breasts really well, I started to go down her belly until she reached the tangerine which swerved it sideways so that my tongue passed between her super wet lips and clitoris.
She was moaning, rolling and saying something that I didn't understand at first.
When he was well entertained, passing his tongue on the xanax, looking up, I noticed that Tom was He is now licking her breasts but this already all naked.
So I grabbed him, and made a signal to fall where I was standing. He came over.
I took a detour, got naked.
When all naked falls behind my friend, and I began to lick his asshole, making this one besides licking the wife's xana, start moaning.
Then he turned away, and taking the thong from his wife said:
- Kapa She's all yours today, take care of her that is what she wants...
I went back to licking that Xana, but then lifted her legs up with my ass in plain sight and put my tongue between the xana and his butt.
- Put him inside me, I want to feel it.
It was I who asked:
- Suck him first, I want to feel your tongue around my cock...
She turns around, jumps off the couch, pushes me over so I'm lying on my back and she starts licking my little head (wonder) sucks it all down making her throat deep, leaving him pretty wet.
She licked and suckled a little more, till she so much as stood up and looked at the Husband who was sitting there watching.
She pulls her little head back and moves it between her lips, front to back, back to front, touching the tip of your clitoris when you're quite firm.
Until, without warning, she buries herself all up in my Pillola down to her balls.
I took a breath, but then I grabbed her by the waist and held her down like that for about two seconds until she started riding me up and down. Then it just rolled sideways from front to back. It was really good.
Until I had a crazy idea and said to Tom:
- Tomé, don't you want to stick your Pilola in the ass of this goat?
Try it, come on. You'll see how much she will love...
- Nooo, that's too much one at a time...
I: - What's the matter, what are you afraid of, be brave, go Tomé!
- If he does, I won't let you in afterwards.
I don't, but he will at least try.
Tom gets up, grabs the Gel, kisses his Pau and puts some in my wife's little hole.
Ice well passed, Tom leans the tip of his Pi in the hole and makes a little pressure. He feels that it opens up.
Give me a look, and I'll put my pill away. That thing that made it easy for your paw to get in.
Diana groaned and whined, but she didn't say anything.
Then we spent the hour He went in and I left, then he came out of me Diana only groaned and rolled on two sticks.
(at that time, I thought; - This goat did not do these things for the prostitutes, what are they doing, who will she be at this moment?)
We were in this jam for a few good minutes, until Diana says:
- Enjoy your motherfuckers, enjoy that I've been fucking wasting.
At this Thomas gives a sadistic chuckle and says:
- Bitch, I'll fill your ass with hot milk.
At this I felt like laughing, but instead I slapped him on each butt and shouted:
- Have fun, have fun, I'm having a good time... ..I am going to fuck this hot little rat right now. Gozzzoooo!
And we all laughed about it, me on the xanax, Tom in the kitchen and Diana drenched my Pill with her cream that came out like a splash.
We got a little bit deeper into this new bitch, until we were coming out of it looking pretty wilted.
The three of us lay on the couch for quite a while, until Diana got up and went to the bathroom.
"Thomas then said to me in a low voice,
- Kapa never, I thought!
Do you want to see it now, when she gets here?
He said, "What?"
I said, wait!
Dianas just went to clean up the big one, rss coming right back.
As he came out of the bathroom, I immediately attacked:
- My little bitch, I want this asshole or that one. Or the other who's right here beside me! Which do you think?
- This one won't eat it now, I assure you.
- Sweetheart, is that so?
I got up, grabbed Diana by the waist and called Tom. The three of us went to his room because it's always more comfortable.
When we got here, I laid Diana on the bed and fell between her legs to lick that wet little rat with my own milk.
Tom seeing his wife thus all open, and with her head hanging on the other side of the bed, went up with his cane in hand, and leaned it into his mouth.
This one didn't waste any time, started licking right away at the same time she was shoving a finger up her ass.
When he began to groan for the feeling of my tongue, in his xana said:
- Kapa, I'd like to see you shove this Pill of yours up my Husbands ass.
Me: - If He is in the end, why not?
Are you serious, Kapa?
Me: - If you want, for me it's all right.
- Come on, get in me for this girl and see how we do...
So we both got out of our seats, Tom crawled into the bed. I went behind him and licked his already wide-open little ass by my wife's fingers.
Diana was by our side, watching as the groom's little hole opened up for me.
After being well buried, I started going in and out while Tom rolled around moaning.
Now Diana would look at Pilla going in and out, now she'd look at the Husband face making that hard-on face, then she looked at my face.
It took but not long, for at such times as these Thomas gives a stronger groan and from his Geba comes out a splash of milk which fell on the bed.
♪ I'm filling your little tripe, baby
"Enjoy my darling, enjoy yourself and fill me with your warm milk".
After the fun, we fell over to one side where it stayed for quite a while until Diana says:
- How about a shower, and we'll go get something to eat. I am getting hungry, and I feel like having more sex but only after eating...
We took a shower, got dressed and went to the Park Bar where we were having lunch.
After lunch, it was Diana who said:
- Now and before we leave, I'd like to do something different. Kapa didn't eat my cooking but he will now, what say you?
I smiled and said,
That's what we came here for, right?
Already inside the house, door closed, we began to undress and went into the room where in less than nothing fell on the bed but all half-masted
So we made a circle where each of us licked our partner, Diana kissed Geba de Tomé, this is my dick, I do Xana and cousin to Diane.
When everyone was at gunpoint, it was Diana who got up on her knees and said:
I jumped behind her, started licking that beautiful ass.
I took it one more time, got the hang of it and started getting licked by his wife.
Little by little I was pushing Pila into that asshole, making Diana groan.
When the little head came in, Diana gave a snuggle and caused Pila to come all at once. I saw stars but it was too good.
So I grabbed her by the breasts, and started going in and out.
It was here that Tom had a half-stupid idea.
It came out of your wife's mouth, and it was coming from behind me. And then slowly...
As I felt it, I still tried to swerve but in vain because he made a little push and went into the head.
We both started going back and forth, I squeezed Diana's breasts, Tom cuddled my nipples.
- Tight ass, yours. It's good to eat him again.
And after a while, He spoke again. This time he said:
- I'm gonna have fun, fill you up with my milkshake. Make sure you do too because we want to go home where I can suck the ass of my whore and taste your milk...
I couldn't stand it, and as I felt the jets enter into Me, so did I mock Diana's ass.
As I felt my milk coming in, she said:
I feel the milk coming in. It's so good!
And we stumbled on this, and it all stopped...
Minutes later we were showering, getting dressed and going home.
I was on my way home, and this text came to me:
- We'll do it again in two weeks. Are you done?
I waited for him to arrive, and then said:
- I'll be there, but let me see if I can get some company. Do you want a male or female?
I didn't get an answer right away, until two days later and it said:
- Female was good, but Jaime would be much better...
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