I 'm going to have an orgasm .

I'm Carlos, I'm 40 years old and I'm married. Well, I've written a few stories about some experiments. But the fact is that a lot of people have a hard-on in the butt and don't know how to enjoy it. They think it's not a normal thing. I guarantee it's quite normal and very tasty too. Mainly men. Often they're macho and don't assume that they have a hard-on in the butt. I've had a hard-on in the butt since I was a kid. So I'll never teach how to have a lot of fun, enjoying hard-on in the butt which is a wonder. I started as a kid putting some things in the butt, because I was dying of hard-on. Because I was afraid, I didn't know how to do it tasty. Just put some hard-on in the butt. I eat with my fingernail, at the time of taking a bath. Later, I put on the canes, candles, tubes of fine taste sticks. Later I started to penetrate more things. Later I could penetrate coarse things. A lot of people care about hygiene. It's all very easy. I separated a weasel (those that come with headache medication usually) and washed it well. Then I put water in it and before I make a nice joke, I make four, I put the tip of the weasel in the ass and squeeze a little bit. I take it out, it fills with air again. I put it in the ass again and press once more. You can feel the water entering the ass. It's very nice. Then I go to the patent and it all comes out. You're ready to play nice in the ass, without any dirt. That's very interesting when you go to give the ass. So you don't have to be afraid of dirtying your partner's cock. Today, when I'm alone at home, I go to the supermarket, I buy Calabrian sausages (of the thickness I like), and condoms. I put margarine in the Calabrian sausage, I put a condom over the tip that I put the margarine, I put margarine over the condom and on the butt as well. I always use two mirrors. One to sit on my back and a small one to sit in front of me to look in the rear view mirror. All this predicting that I'm going to sit on the tongue. It's very exciting to watch the penetration. Okay, you just start to penetrate going up and down and watching the tongue go in. It's a wonderful feeling. It gets well lubricated with margarine. The tongue simulates a real penis. The condom makes the tongue soft and simulates the skin of the real stick. I've enjoyed it many times without having to put my hand on the stick. I only really fucked my ass once. It was for a transvestite (extremely gifted). It was very nice. I've had previous experiences penetrating things, so it was easy to swallow the transvestite's poo without it hurting me. I almost didn't believe, after we fucked, that that huge dick went all the way into my ass. I confess that I was very worried after that transaction. I even did an AIDS test to make sure I hadn't contracted the disease. Transvestites are promiscuous (mostly), and they can transmit various diseases to us. So I'm at home playing by myself. After so much experience, I say that what looks like a real one, the language is calabrese with camomile on top. So I don't like to risk anyone finding this dick in my face. I don't like the risk of any other kind of assault. I don't like the risk of any other kind of assault. So I don't like the risk of any kind of sexually transmitted disease coming into my ass. I was very worried after that transaction. I also use a stamp cord. It's round at the tip (thickest) and then sharpened. It's varnished wood, so it's pretty smooth. It's a great thing to keep with it all day if you want. First I do the above-mentioned washing. Then I put a condom on it, lubricate my pillow with saliva and sit on it. It comes in and stays with the tip out. It's very nice. After I discover this wonderful toy, I do this a few times a week. Even at work. I arrive in the morning, I do the washing and put it on the cube. Then I wash it quietly and quietly with the plunger there giving me shivers of condom feeling for hours during the day. It's very nice to walk around with it cozy. It gives me peace of mind that I'm not going to sit on the cube. And if the whole thing is going to be pulled up by the condom, it's always going to leave my arm with saliva and I sit on it. It goes in and stays with the tip out. It's very nice. After I discover this wonderful toy, I do it a few times a week. If you want to get rid of any doubts about the penetration of something in the ass, you can count on me. I will give you the right tip to make you feel very pleased. Many people write to me and thank me for the tips. I believe that hardly anyone has more experience than me in the field.