The Calipigia'

It was May 12, 2,001, the eve of Mother's Day and, like every father who cherishes himself, had to go to the son's school to participate in the little party that would be held to the mothers. In short, it was a shitty Saturday, had to hang out in the cellars? And I still had to pay every year for that little party. Two o'clock. The fateful time had come, we got ready and followed to the boy's school ballroom. And right at the entrance I had a shock: Standing in the driveway was the woman with one of the prettiest butts I've ever seen. I'll try to describe her: Round, medium-sized and upholstered, all of this placed under a light green skirt not too tight, from which one could guess a tiny tummy, the butt was so crowded that the back of the skirt was a few inches taller than the front. I disguised myself as much as I could (after all, I was accompanied), I posted very close to that pitéum and kept watching that wonder of nature. The party was going on, at one point it was time to distribute the food and drink and, as it was mother's day, we parents should distribute the snacks. I set up a little band and tried to do my part. Guess who was the second person (the first had to be the wife, right?) to whom I went to offer my services? Of course it was that woman who carried that monument on her back. I offered her a snack, she, besides giving me a hi, smiled and accepted, her class had a reasonable amount of people, but it didn't seem to be accompanied by her husband, I took advantage to analyze her a little more and the result was much better than you could imagine. She had a short black hair, big, thin nose and a big mouth, too, with thin lips. She had these medium-sized breasts stuffed in a black shirt. In short, the woman was a complete boner. But since everything good ends... The party came to an end, each one went to his corner, I left with my wife and son and she, strangely enough, went only with her son, even thought of speculating something with my wife, but I was afraid to flag and, after all, I had no hope that that plane would fall into my clutches. I'd just go on with my life, until after about three months, in a neighborhood supermarket, I glimpsed my scandalous ass stuck in discreet jeans. She was with a cart, without her child and was in the freezer, getting some yogurts, I passed by and, luckily, she recognized me, we greeted her, I could see that her hair was a little bigger and with a different tone, it looked brown, I stopped nearby, I pretended to pick something out there too, I looked at her and I got back a beautiful smile, I took a bottle of orange juice, I looked at her and asked her: - Do you know if this juice is good? - It's okay. I don't know. I usually buy from another brand. Why don't you try it? She answered. - It's okay. Will I try it? What I can't take at all is what you're getting. I don't like yogurt. - That, when well used, is a wonder ? said she. - Well used how? - It tastes so much better when it's licked, not drunk? - Someday you'll teach me how to do that, okay? - What? With pleasure you have completed it. I don't know if it was my polluted mind, but I felt something strange in the air, we talked more amenities, I discovered its name (Carla), which was separated, I was 31 years old (I was surprised, it seemed a lot less) and that your son, unfortunately, was not in the same class as mine and that she had seen me at other meetings (I swore a lot about it. How did I not notice such hotness?). I told him my name, what I was doing, and I gave him my card. On the farewell another scare: - Bye, baby. - I think it's funny to be called cute after 40... ♪ smile, surprise. - Hey. Bye, handsome. ? ? You gave it back. - It's okay. Don't forget to call me or email me, okay? - All right, she said, "Give me a good-bye face." And he went his way rolling that tasty tambourine. I left matturing about what happened. It looked like something arranged; first of all, I'm neither cute nor handsome. Secondly, what would a woman like that want with me????? Third: If she had seen me at the meetings, she certainly saw me with her wife. But if that scandal decided to play with me, you'd be very welcome... Some time later, I get a phone call from a woman who called herself Carla, it takes me a while to figure out who she was (In my delusions I just called her the woman with the perfect ass?), if it weren't the good afternoon handsome?, it would take longer to find out who she was. We've had a very relaxed conversation. That resourcefulness of her talking to me kept making me suspicious, but I'd wind up, after all, who you know couldn't have left that horny woman for me. After this phone call came, at least one day a week she called, on a Friday she told me she was going to go to that market to buy more yogurt, I asked her what time she was going and told her that maybe she could stop by... I guess I got here too early, 'cause I was spinning around, and no more finding that cute little fart... I was almost losing hope when, behold, the bearer of the cutest seat in the world appeared, I let her pass me by and as she rolled that strutting hip, disguised, arrived close and greeted her: - Hey, girl! You okay? She, putting her face near my lips, as one who asks for a little kiss, answered: - Hey, handsome. It's okay. I, intimidated, replied: - Stop calling me handsome so I'm embarrassed... - What? When he gets embarrassed, he's even more handsome - she said. - I'll cash that. Every time you call me handsome I'll call you... - What? What, handsome? - Hottie!!! I said it. It was her turn to turn red (by the way, she got even hotter). Then whispered quietly: - You really think so? - Yes, I do. Linda... A horny... hot... - It doesn't seem... He murmured. That was the last straw, I almost grabbed that little thing right there at the market, but since it was a public place, I had to stop myself. The only thing I could do was slap him in the ass and tell him, in between: - You don't miss waiting. I had to leave, because if I was still in the market, with that romantic atmosphere that I was in, I wouldn't resist... I said goodbye with a little kiss on her face (from those already close to her mouth) and asked her to call me on Monday.... This weekend I even fucked my wife thinking about that plane of the best hips in the world... On Monday I was in expectation from the time I arrived, until about 4:00 p.m. the phone rang. I answered, across the line, the best reception I could expect: - Good afternoon... Cute. - Good afternoon, hot. I answered. - What? How do you say that if you haven't tried it? He asked. - I'll find out. I did. - When did you provoke her? - It's okay. I'll call you when I can. I think I'll figure it out. I dared. I'm rooting for you. Cute... laughed at her. Only that little chat was enough to make me horny. After that we began to talk about other milder matters, we were chatting for a few more minutes. On the farewell: - What? See you later, handsome? - See you. Horny of my life. I gave it back. - Hummmmmm!!!! I like that story. I'll tell you what. Call me when you figure this out and hopefully it'll be a trick. - It's okay. Okay, if I could just figure it out today. I did. We hung up and from that moment I started to think of a way to meet the owner of the impeccable buzzard. That same day, I came home and told the wife that I had a course to take in Rio de Janeiro (the usual fact where I work), I didn't know when, I just knew I had to go. After that, I called the lady in the beautiful rooms and asked her when we could see each other, she said it was on me, as it was a Wednesday, I thought it would be weird if it was that weekend, I would make a lot of flags for my wife, I consulted my muse and decided that we would go the next week, she agreed and said more; I would try to switch that weekend apartment with her sister, which would make it very easy for us. Olived everything, on Wednesday, I left home with a suitcase for three days. The journey took just over an hour, only to the sister's apartment, which was a reasonable distance from where we live (who knows São Paulo will understand what I will say: we live in Carrão and the sister's apartment is in Osasco, city of Grande São Paulo). Even though I got in the way a little bit, I managed to get to the apartment. I knocked on the door and the reception was much better than I imagined: she, in short shorts and white t-shirt, grabbed me in the neck, glued her thighs to my thighs, gave me a little kiss on my face and remained attached to me, I did not wait anymore, stuck my lips to hers and stuck my hands on that lovely ass. We were almost eating each other, even before closing the door, we controlled ourselves a little bit, I entered the house and she began to show me the rooms, as soon as I paid attention, I could only see that squeaky ass stuck in that tight shorts (it looked like a really shorts!). Everything she showed me, I ironically answered with ironic: - Great! A Horny!! I love it! It took her a while to figure it out, but when she noticed, she gave me a nasty laugh and said, - Stop fooling around... Leave all this shit for a little while... you gave me a good kiss on the mouth. And he suggested: - It's okay. Why don't you take a shower, after all you traveled a lot by bus, huh? I didn't get it very well, I said I'd just taken a shower, but... How much she insisted... I was bathing, when I heard the door opening, I opened the box and she was looking in the mirror, pretending to remove carnations on her face, she was wearing bras and white panties, I almost jumped right out of the tub, she looked at me maliciously, smiled and left, disappearing from my sight, slowly, scrambling those supernatural glutes. I finished the shower in less than five seconds and left in a hurry, just in my slippers and underwear and went looking for her, when I went into the room, she was lying on the bed, squeaking, with a smile on her lips that was absolutely tempting. I lay down in front of her and started kissing her very slowly... I put my tongue first on my forehead, then in my nose, then each face, on my chin, on my upper lip, on my lower lip, and finally I stuck that little mouth's tongue, went from the top of my mouth, scraped my teeth, leaned on my gums, and my silly hand was going where I could and couldn't, in my hand that little butt looked even better... She asked me to wait a while, left the room and, before she came in, screamed from the door: - What? Close your eyes I have a surprise for you... I closed my eyes, lying on my belly, I felt something viscous in my chest, I wanted to open my eyes, but she wouldn't let me, I felt her tongue running through my chest, when she touched her nipples (one of my most sensitive erogenous zones), I couldn't resist, I opened my eyes and she licked something yellow on my chest, I asked what it was and he answered: - What? I'll teach you to like yogurt... And he kept licking me, and he spread a little bit in his belly and licked me, and then he was about to burst, and he threw some yogurt on his thighs and licked it, and he dropped a little bit in his underwear, which made me complain: - You dirty my underwear, I'm gonna have to take it off. ? ? And I took... The smile on her face was captivating, I don't think my dick had ever reached such a size, the animal was scandalously large. I lay down again and asked: - Go on with your teachings... She kept licking her thighs, every once in a while she'd have a little tongue in the bag, take it easy on her dick, but didn't suck it. He spilled more yogurt on his legs and came licking his knee, the potato on his leg, spilled it on his feet, licked it too and asked me: - Close your eye and I'll surprise you again... I closed it and waited a little while, I felt the liquid on my dick, the delicate little hand spreading it all over my dick, then my mouth... I opened my eyes and saw her naked with her dick in her mouth and sucking me really hot, it was the best blow job of my life until then (then she got over herself a few times)... I don't know how long we've been in this, I know I've asked her to stop over and over again, because since the first time he touched my dick, I almost made fun of her, and one of these she's been deaf and she's been sucking on it, it's inevitable. I came like an animal, all I had to do was scream... She spread her fucking face, licked herself and kissed me on the mouth. He lay next to me and we kept on kissing, my dick was completely soft, but I wanted to give him back that blowjob, and he said, - What? Now it's my turn to learn how to enjoy yogurt. I asked her for yogurt, what she had used was honey, I asked her for a natural (it would be another pretext to see the wonder of the bump walking around the house). When she brought it, I asked her to close her eyes and spread yogurt around her breasts, I sucked them one at a time, she was already completely open, after the boobs, I went down to the navel, I put a good amount of yogurt and licked it, sticking her tongue right in there, she seemed to like it, I went down, I put a little bit more and I started licking that pussy, I lifted her legs and licked her butt a lot, my hand was walking around the ass, every once in a while taking a lick at the door of the brio... I couldn't take it anymore. I had to climb up on that woman and shove my ass in that pussy. I started walking in and out, fast. I stopped, I asked him to stay on all fours, I looked at that butt beauty, I stuck it back in my butt and I let my finger walk through that little water, I licked my finger with yogurt, I passed it through the water, I rubbed it in, I stuck it in and I accelerated the movements. ... I stopped, I lay down and asked her to come over, said and done, she fit in, she stood in front of me and twirled like a ballerina, we stayed like this for a long time, it seemed like her favorite position (and it was, I found out later), I asked her to continue on top, but to turn her back on me, done that, caressed her ass, her ass until it exploded in another joy. It was a little over half a day and it had already exploded in two scandalous joys... The weekend promised... We made lunch and as a couple of boyfriends, we had lunch. Forked in the mouth, sitting on the lap, then a beer... We lay down, she's already dressed in a very light skirt, panties stuffed in her ass, I just in my underwear. We got some sleep. When I woke up, she was still a little drowsy, ass leaning on my dick, I secreted her that I wanted yogurt, she gave me a nasty smirk and went to get it. I licked my hand, spread it on her body and started licking again, asked her to turn around and only the sight of those hills made me hard, came down with my tongue through her spine, spread yogurt on her ass and started tasting that astonishment, licked each band, bited it, spread yogurt through the pond, opened it and started licking it, when I got to the brioque, she started moaning, snuffed her finger with more yogurt and stuck it in the hole, she was already rolling in my hand. I didn't pry, I opened up that savings account, I guided my fucking ass to the eye, and I tried to penetrate. She just mumbled: - Take it easy, handsome... I haven't done that in a long time. Take it easy, cat. I pushed really slowly, I stopped when my head went in, I looked, it was beautiful, your ass was round my dick real tight, your nails were sticking to my cock... I kept pushing, always slowly. She had already gone half and she kept moaning. ... I pushed the rest of it and I finally settled in that hole, when I felt my pubes squealing at that little ass, I started shoving... take... shove... take... I put a pillow out of your belly, your little ass got a little tighter, you could see better the dick coming in and out, I went in and out faster and faster, I couldn't resist, I stopped at the bottom of that ass and came the third time that day... I was exhausted, but still that day I managed to get a little more... I even bowled her with her on the phone with her son... I found out she gave her ass when she was single. It's been over ten years since I've... I completely enjoyed those three days, she regulated her ass a few times, but I managed to eat it once more that weekend. And now, every time I get a yogurt, it gives me a bad break. I think I'm in love with this woman, and I think I'm gonna get another weekend like that.